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| Ok I don't think people are seeing that I haven't posted on this blog in 5 months.
My new xanga home *sigh* is... xanga.com/people_are_staring. Ok? | | |
| I'm not here anymore. Leave a message. If you really need to find me, email me (assuming you have my email address). If you're seeing this message and you're confused...um...sorry. Haha. As for the rest of you, I've already found you and...yeah...well....I think I'm going to free up this name for the actual Orange Paper since we've decided to make the move from Blogger (blahness) to Xanga (pretty cool now that I know how to manipulate their HTML). | | |
| These are from Jess. LMAO! 
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. ~Paul McCartney
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. ~Harvey Diamond
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family. ~Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. ~Jim Davis
Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. ~Bob Ekstrom
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. ~Marty Feldman
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| Anybody met my brother Eric? Well he's got some strange philosophies.
He just came in to tell me his Board Shorts Philosophy.
"See the thing with board shorts is that it's really hard to buy a cool one, to where people look at it and go 'Cool shorts!', so you either spend your time looking for really really cool ones, or you buy really really ugly one because people still go, 'cool shorts!'"
Hm.
Also, he used to tell my piano students that they could not go upstairs because "that's where we keep the dead bodies."
Last weekend, he IMed our cousin Patrick's friend and told her he (Eric) was a stripper. A midget stripper. And that he jumped out of cupcakes.
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| "At Best"
John Boyle O'Reilly
The faithful helm commands the keel,
From port to port fair breezes blow;
But the ship must sail the convex sea,
Nor may she straighter go.
So, man to man; in fair accord,
On thought and will the winds may wait;
But the world will bend the passing word,
Though its shortest course be straight.
From soul to soul the shortest line
At best will bended be:
The ship that holds the straightest course
Still sails the convex sea.
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